If restaurants ran like college papers, diners would stave to death

COMMENTARY Journoterrorist By Michael Koretzky Want to advertise in your college newspaper? It’s probably a pain in the ass. Last month, I mocked a hashtag called #SaveStudentNewsrooms. It was a one-day campaign to highlight the financial struggles of today’s college newspapers. Really, though, it was just a bunch of students bragging about their self-importance and begging for donations.…

Harsh on purpose

Journoterrorist By Michael Koretzky Somebody is praying for God to change me. Wish I knew who he is. It started two weeks ago, when I got this email. I’ve changed the names to protect the ignorant… Hello Koretzky, I’m Julia, a multimedia journalism studenr, and interested in joining SPJ. Katie from The Palmbeach Post mentioned…

Allah be crazed

Journoterrorist By Michael Koretzky Two conservative websites have publicly accused me of fraternizing with Islamic terrorists. One never interviewed me. The other did for an hour – but never quoted me. So much for “conservative journalism.” Actually, that’s not fair. I’ve been quoted by Breitbart, and accurately. Of course, I wasn’t doing something they hated. In…

Journoterrorist: Let’s talk about the Cocks

By Michael Koretzky The University of South Carolina’s football team literally kicks off its season Saturday. If you didn’t already know, you might not believe this: USC’s mascot is a rooster known as a gamecock, and its students cheer on their sports teams with chants of GO COCKS. The double entendres are inevitable. Which means whenever USC loses…

Journoterrorist: The best mag for the worst times

By Michael Koretzky In the past week, one magazine has… • praised Donald Trump’s Afghanistan policy, • detailed how “antifa” violence has paralyzed a major U.S. city, • explained why single payer – aka “Medicare for all” – will piss off more Americans than Obamacare ever did. In the same week, that magazine also… • Declared Trump is “unfit…